ABOUT US

Q: WHY DOES MY TATTOO BLEED?

A: That's what happens when a needle goes into your skin.

Out staff are locally breed with imported seed, native to the indigenous Khoi San soil blown from the winds of the Cape of Storms. Once voted the no.! most popular place to visit in 1652 by Jan Van Riebeeck ( VOC), and they are well - travelled individuals ( Home to work and back again mostly).

We once formed a vigilante super hero group called “ The Wordsmiths” but disbanded at the end of the month. None of “The Wordsmiths” were billionaires (who could afford fancy gadgets) or orphans or any sort of super power but was rumoured to be able to stop a bullet at least once.

Medication dependant, at the right dose, between naps, we will give you service of value. We were once rated ourselves 4.6 stars (we think we over rated!).

With highly equipped standard occasionally fully functional upgraded Windows 8 software programmed computer system with a very low speeded internet connection and refurbished dot Matrix printer. We can almost find any picture you found.

Customer satisfaction is occasionally guaranteed so if the artists connects with you he/she will answer all questions in interpretive dance.

We also always almost have a lifeguard on duty so the chances of you drowning while getting tattooed is "very slim"

Clinton's Hard Life

Clinton grew up in the suburbs in a three bedroom house being paid for by his hard working married mother and father. Being the middle sibling to Daleen and Karen who eventually ended with his own room for privacy.

As his rebellious teenage years came upon, he joined a soccer team at the local sports district. Years after realizing he wasn't any good at that sport he joined the (much debatable and questionable) kennetjie squad where he excelled above average expectations.

He dropped out of school after finishing Matric and having "girls, boys, veg, fruit" runners-up certificate, trick-shot kerem board gold medal as well as Western Province Kennetjie colours he pursued more accolades. Training vigorously with German-like precision and Italian-like passion to be the best at all sports eventually he surrendered, after finding out that he could just buy any trophy at his local 'trophy shop".

This period in his life has brought him into the dark world of "under ground" scrabble which he took to the streets playing anyone and anywhere. After counselling he had to give up that addiction as it was consuming him to his core, (he once made the word "bedazzled" sacrificing a blank for a "z", getting the 50 points extra including a "triple word" score) those were the dark days.

After 2 weeks of being a vegetarian someone told him that chicken was not a vegetable.

He is now into secretive adult games in the evening, namely blood pressure , blood pressure 115/ 78 and sugar level, sugar level